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jhunnyplaysdamello:

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

U bak off theyre mine butch

jhunnyplaysdamello:

burgerking:

Hello beautiful.

U bak off theyre mine butch

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1 day ago

xjordanxoxo:

andmiralampersand:

r-u-thunderstorms:

The Cloisters at Gloucester Cathedral

THIS IS THE BEST VERSION OF PHOTOGRAPHS INTEGRATING PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE SAME PLACE THAT HAS EVER EXISTED

Perfection!!!

(via jreal424)

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1 day ago

coconutoil97:

frankoceanfanclub:

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

please delete this

PLEASE

(Source: koolghoul, via samryane)

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2 days ago

asabovesobelowmovie:

370 feet beneath Paris lies the city’s darkest secret.

As Above/So Below hits theaters August 29. Get tickets here.

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2 days ago

maxwelllabs:

i love being an artist because i can draw what the fuck i want

image

ya see that? thats squidward dressed up as rei ayanami. i dreamed it and made it happen

(via sexy-for-a-taco)

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2 days ago
modern-requiem:

douchebag-jesus:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here. The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Imagine if he wanted white in the first place.


Awkward

modern-requiem:

douchebag-jesus:

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Imagine if he wanted white in the first place.

Awkward

(via fallingslowly-singyourmelody)

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Posted
2 days ago

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

(via andaou)

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2 days ago
theycallmemos:


Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via kissthebrokenwinds)

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Posted
2 days ago
markiplier:

joshofdoom:

What the animatronics really do after hours

Perfection

markiplier:

joshofdoom:

What the animatronics really do after hours

Perfection

(via andaou)

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Posted
2 days ago
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